The Girls' Guide to Dating Zombies by Lynn Messina

De Isten Fiának gyermekkoráról és felnőtté válásának történetéről senki nem tud semmit – Biffet, a Messiás legjobb haverját kivéve, akit most az Úr parancsára feltámaszt egy Raziel nevű botcsinálta angyal, hogy írja meg a saját evangéliumát. Csakúgy, mint bölcs tanításait, dicső cselekedeteit és isteni önfeláldozását a harmincadik születésnapját követően. Jézus születésének történetét jól ismerjük. It's surreal, it's frenetic, it's incendiary. Her maternal grandmother has set up housekeeping in Stephanie's apartment, a homicidal maniac has selected Stephanie as his next victim, her love life is in the toilet, she's adopted a dog with an eating disorder, and she can't button the top snap on her Levis.Įxperience the world of Plum- in Janet Evanovich's new thriller. Plus there are other things keeping Stephanie awake at night. what then? Can she bring herself to turn him in? Now he's the hunted and Stephanie's the hunter, and it's time for Stephanie to test her skills against the master. He's Stephanie's mentor- the man who taught her everything she knows about fugitive apprehension. He has a blue-chip stock portfolio and no known address. Manoso is former Special Forces turned soldier of fortune. He's at the scene, he's with the victim, and he's the number one suspect. Because all of a sudden she’s convinced a conspiracy is afoot at the drug company and it seems to go all the way to the top!īounty hunter Stephanie Plum and Trenton vice cop Joe Morelli join forces to find the madman killer who shot and barbecued the youngest son of international black-market arms dealer Alexander Ramos.Ĭarlos Manoso, street name Ranger, is caught on video just minutes before the crime occurs. Worst of all, the human male appears to have impaired her ability to think clearly. Now Hattie, the consummate professional, is acting like a single girl at the end of the twentieth century: self-conscious, klutzy and unable to form a coherent sentence without babbling.

Granted access to the inner sanctum of zombaceuticals, she meets an actual, living, breathing M-A-N. Her practical how-to impresses the CEO of the largest drug company in the world, and before she knows it, Hattie, a reporter for a downmarket tabloid that specializes in conspiracy theories, is sitting down with the woman who single-handedly invented the zombie-behavioral-modification market. So she writes “The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies” to help her fellow single women navigate the zombie-relationship waters.

Hattie Cross knows what you’re thinking: Zombie sex? Epercent of human males into zombies, it’s statistically impossible to meet-let alone date-the remaining 0.00001 percent.

The Girls' Guide to Dating Zombies by Lynn Messina